Facebook Prank

Whenever Somebody updates his Facebook status using Blackberry, Iphone, Ipad, Android etc the name of the device automatically gets mentioned below the status update like Via Blackberry or Via Ipad etc.It gives a very strong impression that the person who updated the status owns that gagdet.

Like I don’t own an Iphone but whoever is going to see my this facebook status will automatically assume that I have an Iphone


By using this Prank you can have any of the following gagdet’s name written under your Status

Trick to Post Empty Status on Facebook

Login to your Facebook Account and go to Update Status field.

Press and hold Alt key and just type 0173 OR @[2:2: ]

Release Alt Key and click on share Post.

That’s all now your empty status will be update.

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Interesting facts about football

Soccer players run an average of six miles during every game.

Soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

Over one billion fans watch World Cup Soccer on television.

Every year except for two (1930 and 1950) European Teams have

reached every World Cup final.

India withdrew from the World Cup in 1950 because they weren’t

allowed to play barefoot.

Soccer facts reveal that only the United States and Canada actually

call soccer “soccer.”

Over 40 million watched on television as the U.S. Women’s Team

won the World Cup in 1999.

Also in 1999, Over 35,000 fans competed in the largest soccer

tournament ever in Bangkok.

There are 1000 activity changes in every soccer match.

The first soccer games may have originated in China.

The first black soccer player was Arthur Wharton in the 1800s.

Historical Soccer facts indicate The World's First Football Club was

the English Sheffield Football Club, founded in 1857 by Colonel Nathaniel

Cresswick and Major William Priest, two British Army officers.

Pele was the first to call soccer “the beautiful game.”

50 interesting facts

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Laws We All Live Under...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

OLD STORY BUT STILL WORTH A TELL

A Girl once found a frog in a trap.

The frog said , "If you release me, I will grant you 3 wishes. "

The girl freed the frog...

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition. Whatever you wish for, your boyfriend will get times ten!"

The Girl said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful girl in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest girl in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
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Moral of the story: Girls are clever. Don't mess with them. :D

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

What is Doomsday 2012?

Some call it "doomsday" while others call it the "end of days", or "the apocalypse".  I call it"the end of the world as we know it".  Now, I didn't say it is the end of the world; on the contrary, I said it is the end of the world "as we know it".  So what does this mean? Well, for starters, things are going to change in 2012.

The ancient Mayans left codes that clearly suggest something cataclysmic and apocalyptic is at hand when their calendar ends.  The date of this "end" is either December 21 or December23, 2012 - depending on who you talk to.  Most Mayan code analysts believethe date translates to December 21, 2012. 

According to the Maya code, there are 5 great cycles oftime, of which 4 have already passed.  Each cycle lasts 5,125 years, with a great destruction of the earth and every living creature happening at the endof them.  Now, much of this information comes from how "experts"have translated the Mayan code, glyphs, and calendars.