Laws We All Live Under...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

OLD STORY BUT STILL WORTH A TELL

A Girl once found a frog in a trap.

The frog said , "If you release me, I will grant you 3 wishes. "

The girl freed the frog...

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition. Whatever you wish for, your boyfriend will get times ten!"

The Girl said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful girl in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest girl in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
heart attack."
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Moral of the story: Girls are clever. Don't mess with them. :D

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

A Joke

चार कलेज विद्यार्थीहरु राति अबेरसम्म खेलेछन् र भोलिको जाँचको लागि तयारी गर्न सकेनछन् । बिहान उनीहरुले एउटा जुक्ति निकालेछन् । जुक्तिअनुसार उनीहरुले आफ्नो शरीरभरि माटो दलेछन् र झुत्रे झाम्रे भएर क्याम्पस प्रमुखको अगाडि उपस्थित भएछन् ।
“हामी हिँजो साँझ एउटा साथीको बिहेमा गएर आउँदा बाटोमै हाम्रो कार पङ्चर भयो र कार ठेल्दा ठेल्दा यस्तो हालत भयो”-
उनीहरुमध्ये एउटाले भन्यो- “त्यसैले हामी जाँच दिनसक्ने अवस्थामा भएनौँ ।”
त्यसपछि क्याम्पस प्रमुखले उनीहरुलाई जाँचको तयारी गर्न ३ दिनको समय दिएछ । उनीहरुले प्रमुखलाई धन्यवाद दिए र आफूहरु तीन दिनमा तयारी हुने बताए ।
तेस्रो दिन उनीहरु पुनः प्रमुखको अगाडि उपस्थित भए । प्रमुखले यो जाँच विशिष्ट भएकाले चारै जनाले छुट्टाछुट्टै कोठामा बसेर जाँच दिनुपर्ने बताए । उनीहरु पनि खुसी हुँदै राजी भए र चारवटा छुट्टाछुट्टै कोठामा बसे । उनीहरुले तीन दिनमा सबै पाठ्यक्रम पानी पानी पारेका थिए ।
प्रश्नपत्र आयो । त्यसमा दुइवटा प्रश्न थिए, जसको पूर्णाङ्क १०० थियो ।
प्र.नं. १. तिम्रो नाम के हो ? (२ अङ्क)
प्र.नं. २. कारको कुन टायर पङ्चर भएको हो ? (९८ अङ्क)

The 4 engineers

Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them.

Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, "don't worry its probably engine problems. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the motor".

Then the second engineer, who was an electrical engineer, said, "no, no ,no. It is an electrical problem. Just let me look at the fuse box and I will find the problem".

The third engineer, who was a chemical engineer, said, "its just a problem with the fuel. Flush out all of the gas and replace it with new gas and you will see that the car will be fine."

Then the three engineers looked at the fourth who was a computer engineer. And his response was... "Why don't we just get out of the car, shut all of the doors, and then open them again and get back in and start it!"

Refreshment

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.
Santa: Okay Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa: Bad
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Interviewer : Come
Santa: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa: Pichlli.

A true story...

One day a fisherman got up very early in d mrng.

There was not enough sunlight 2 get into the sea.

He saw a pack of stones to pass time.

He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand,

the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them intothe sea...

Moral of the story:

Do not get up early in the morning...

Funny stuff for facebook status update

• 5 penguins are on the beach then 3 flew to Florida but 2 came back. how many penguins are there? Why are you counting? penguins can't fly & they don't like heat
• Rose's are red.. violets are blue. sugar is sweet and so are u, But the roses are wilting and the violets are dead. the sugar boles empty and so is your head :D
• By the time you finish reading this you realize you just waste 8 seconds of your life just cause you got curious and decided to read my status... loser! :D
•  when someone pisses you off it takes 82 muscles to frown, but it only takes 12 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother f***ker across the face
• Dear friends: Please update my status when I am dead just to freak people out :D
• <- hey look that's my name...my name is on the Internet...wow...cool!
• is not ALWAYS on Facebook, you just always happen to be on at the same time. which means you're the one ALWAYS on Facebook... see the logic?
• last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??!!
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.