Refreshment

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.
Santa: Okay Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa: Bad
...
Interviewer : Come
Santa: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa: Pichlli.


Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII?
Santa: UGLYYYYYYYYY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Okay now stop all this.
Santa: Now carry on all this.

Interviewer: What the Hell is wrong with you?
Santa: What the heaven is right with you.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Santa: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa: I m selected... Thank you so much Sir!

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Dhurmus on cold drink shop...
Dhurmus: sahuji,malai auta pepsi ko bottle kholdinus ta..?
(Sahuji le kholidincha)
Dhurmus: aba auta sprite ko pani kholdinu ta...
(Sahujile tyo pani kholdincha)
Dhurmus: aba feri coke ko birko pani kholdinus na.
Sahuji (dikka vaera): haina tapai piune chai kun ho....??
Dhurmus: piune hoina. malai tyo birko kholda thuss...thuss aawaj sunna majja lagchha. teivaera ni.

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